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Smith Jokes

Puns
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints.
Funny Animal Quotes
“Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.”

- Adam Smith.
Rabbit Puns
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Movie Pick Up Lines
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Parents of newborn babies are basically hostages in their own house with a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.”

- Nate Smith.
Apple Puns
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr and Mr Smith.
Tree Puns
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
Who pulled off the greatest hat trick in history?
Joseph Smith.
Snow Puns
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!