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Shooting Jokes

Horse Puns
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Planet Puns
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Funny Headlines
Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
Star Puns
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Gun Puns
I went to test my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
Jokes For Women
My wife just yells from upstairs and asks "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sounding concerned, I reply, "No..."

A few seconds of silence, and then she shouts: "How about now?"
Fire Puns
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
Giant Puns
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
One Liners and Short Jokes
Why do army snipers close one eye while shooting?
Because if they closed both eyes they wouldn't be able to see.
Basketball Puns
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.