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Shirts Jokes

Color Puns
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
One Liners and Short Jokes
SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.
Tennis Puns
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Cherry Puns
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Ancient Rome Puns
Me: Can I get XL shirts here?
Ancient Rome Shopkeeper: Are you sure you want that many shirts?
Fridge Puns
I put my fancy shirts in the freezer before I wear them.
It's cold fashion, look it up!
Heart Puns
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.