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Sailing Jokes

Salt Puns
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
Ocean Puns
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Gorilla Puns
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Zombie Puns
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
Hand Puns
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Boat Puns
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Dinosaur Puns
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.