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Sailing Jokes

Gorilla Puns
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Dinosaur Puns
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Boat Puns
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Zombie Puns
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
Salt Puns
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
Hand Puns
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Ocean Puns
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution