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Resistance Jokes

Cycling Pick Up Lines
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Lightning Puns
Why does lightning strike a tree before a person?
Because it takes the path of leaf resistance.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
France Puns
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Electricity Puns
The superconductor left without resistance.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Running Puns
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Science Puns
Air resistance is a real drag.