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Moves Jokes

Ant Puns
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
Dad Jokes
What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?
Unstable.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.
Garden Puns
What runs around a garden but never moves? A fence.
Chess Puns
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Electricity Puns
What did the energy company’s CEO credit her success to?
A series of strategic power moves.
Quotes
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
Sloth Puns
What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle? A slow-off (show off).