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Mix Jokes

Sheep Puns
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
One Liners and Short Jokes
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without the kids.
Color Puns
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Water Puns
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Utensils Puns
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
Lemon Puns
Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
Cow Puns
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Puns
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.
Salt Puns
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, what do you get?
Arrested.
Kangaroo Puns
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.