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Marks Jokes

Hockey Puns
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Lightning Puns
My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
Phone Puns
What did the phone say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
Keyboard Puns
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Easter Puns
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Animal Puns
How do you know when a cephalopod has been using your toilet?
Squid marks.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”

– Joyce Armor.
Ancient Rome Puns
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
Because X marks the spot