Jokes > Tags > Launch Jokes

Launch Jokes

Meat Puns
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
Bowling Puns
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
Wine Puns
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Alien Puns
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Space Puns
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Beaver Puns
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Mushroom Puns
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.