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Joint Jokes

Skeleton Puns
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
One Liners and Short Jokes
I wrote down a list of everyone I hate on a piece of paper and my roommate use it to roll his joint....
He's now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
Worm Puns
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
Medical Puns
I had to work with two different hospitals for my Knee Surgery...
It was a joint venture.
Family Puns
I booked an appointment at the orthopedist for my whole family.
We got joint problems.
Toxic Pick Up Lines
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Rock Puns
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.