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Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Mall Pick Up Lines
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.