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Garbage Jokes

One Liners for Kids
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
Food Quotes
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
Break Up Lines
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Band Puns
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
Funny Animal Quotes
“In LA we get coyotes in our garbage cans. Coyotes are just like my relatives. They go out in pairs, they whine at night, and they go anywhere there’s food."
- Billy Crystal
Funny Parenting Quotes
“My daughters only six months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, its absolute garbage.” – Ryan Reynolds
Orange Puns
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.