Favorite Jokes

My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.
Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
What’s a corn farmer’s favorite animal? The unicorn.
What’s the name of the gardener’s favorite show? Lawn and order.
What’s a gardener’s favorite Harrison Ford film? Raiders of the Lost Bark.
What’s a gardener’s favorite type of trousers? Ones with turnips.
What’s a gardener’s favorite Beatles song? Lettuce Be.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What is a fairy’s favorite drink?
Sprite.
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!