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Favor Jokes

Football Puns
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Birthday Puns
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
It's pointless.
Deer Puns
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Funny Aging Quotes
"There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it." - Patrick Moore
Christian Quotes
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. -- Mark Twain
Quotes
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill
Thanksgiving Jokes
What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?

He was attacked by a Pil-grammar nazi.
Bread Puns
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.