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Exist Jokes

Food Quotes
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
Funny Animal Quotes
“The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man, it is to know that and to wonder at it.”

- Jacques Yves Cousteau.
Funny Money Quotes
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
Funny Break Up Lines
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Dinosaur Puns
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.