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Jogging Pick Up Lines
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Juice Puns
One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”

The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”

“Pop!” goes the weasel.
Electricity Puns
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
What football team do energy providers root for the most? The Chargers”
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
Dad Jokes
One day, a fourteen-year-old weasel walked into a local pub. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are underaged. I can’t serve you beer.”
The weasel asks, “What can I have?” The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”
“Pop!” goes the weasel..
Crocodile Puns
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
Cycling Pick Up Lines
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Yoga Pick Up Lines
I love your energy.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Nuts Puns
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.
Sun Pick Up Lines
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Crow Puns
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.