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Spouse Puns
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
Grass Puns
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
Duck Puns
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
Penguin Puns
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Train Puns
Never going drinking with Train drivers again.
All they did all night was tell me to ‘chug,chug,chug,chug.’
Tree Puns
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Puns
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.