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Daughters Jokes

Sibling Puns
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna1, Anna2
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
and the second one Duplikate.
Hair Puns
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
Music Puns
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two...
Funny Parenting Quotes
“My daughters only six months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, its absolute garbage.” – Ryan Reynolds
Puns
I'm not talking to my sister's spoiled daughters.
It's beniece me.
Family Puns
Don’t let your grandparents have daughters.
That’s how you get aunts.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of Marseilles,
Whose daughters wore bottle-green veils;
They caught several Fish,
Which they put in a dish,
And sent to their Pa' at Marseilles.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.