Cube Jokes

What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?
Because cubes are platonic solids.
Cube cheese is good, and slices are fine...
But personally I think shredded is grater.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!