Cube Jokes

What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.
Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?
Because cubes are platonic solids.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Cube cheese is good, and slices are fine...
But personally I think shredded is grater.
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.