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Concrete Jokes

Planet Puns
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was NOT worth the trip.
River Puns
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Plant Puns
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Tennis Puns
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
Fishing Puns
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
Puns
If a robber robs a house under renovation and accidentally leaves his handprint on wet cement,
Does that mean that the police have concrete evidence?
Chuck Norris Jokes
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name in dry concrete.