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Come Jokes

Clothes Pick Up Lines
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Sun Pick Up Lines
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Language Pick Up Lines
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Christian Pick Up Lines
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Space Pick Up Lines
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Easter Pick Up Lines
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
Mall Pick Up Lines
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Classic Pick Up Lines
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.