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Chairs Jokes

Music Puns
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.
Chuck Norris Jokes
When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up.
Rock Puns
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
Couch Puns
I have some extra chairs in my garage for emergency seat-uations.
All the chairs in my town were stolen
The people can’t stand it.
I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not.
I go back and forth on them
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs.
Number 3 will shock you
Orange Puns
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Geology Puns
How do geologists like to relax? In rocking chairs, of course!
Meat Puns
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
Clever Jokes
Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks, "Have you read Marx?" to which he replies, "Yes, it's these damn wicker chairs."