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Britain Jokes

Knife Puns
The knife that Abraham used to kill Isaac has been found in Britain.
Apparently, it was a Dyson.
Penguin Puns
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Tea Puns
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
Heart Puns
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
History Puns
When indoor toilets were introduced in Britain, it was considered to be a revo-loo-tionary move.
France Puns
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Funny Limericks
A painter who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knitting,
He said, with a sigh,
That park bench--well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sitting.