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Belt Jokes

One Liners for Kids
Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time
Why did the belt get arrested? He held up a pair of pants.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Space Pick Up Lines
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Christmas Puns
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Space Puns
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Toucan Puns
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
Valentines Day Puns
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Prison Puns
Why did the belt get arrested? Because he held up a pair of pants. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
One Liners and Short Jokes
What did 0 say to 8? I like your belt!
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.