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Beauty Jokes

Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Classic Pick Up Lines
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Space Pick Up Lines
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Sun Pick Up Lines
Your beauty is blinding.
Mushroom Puns
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” - Phyllis Diller
Monster Puns
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
Music Pick Up Lines
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
Funny Birthday Poems
You may look a little older,
Sadly youth doesn't come cheap,
So skip all those Botox parties,
And just get your beauty sleep.

Be glad you're young at heart,
And still look as good as gold,
Too bad you're not a millionaire,
And can't put your looks on hold.

(Kevin Nishmas)