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Bake Jokes

Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of Peru,
Who watched his wife making a stew;
But once by mistake,
In a stove she did bake,
That unfortunate Man of Peru.
Bacon Puns
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Love Puns
"You bake me crazy."
Bread Puns
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Cookie Puns
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Thanksgiving Jokes
What is the best Thanksgiving cookie?

One baked with May-flour.
Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?

I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.