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Armed Jokes

Fruit Puns
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Puns
A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
Arm Puns
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
Fish Puns
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
Mother Puns
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
Hand Puns
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
Leg Puns
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run