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Armed Jokes

Fish Puns
How does an octopus go to war?
Well armed.
Fruit Puns
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Mother Puns
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
Puns
A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
Leg Puns
There’s a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Arm Puns
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
but only to the teeth.
Hand Puns
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."