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Sheep Puns
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
So I added more ram
Strawberry Puns
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Baseball Puns
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Turkey Puns
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Wine Puns
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Garden Puns
Yet again, someone has added more soil to my allotment. The plot thickens…