Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Girls just wanna have sun!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
I beacha miss summer already!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Water you doing, my friend?