How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Water you doing, my friend?