Water you doing, my friend?
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I beacha miss summer already!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.