I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I beacha miss summer already!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Girls just wanna have sun!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Water you doing, my friend?
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.