Anything is popsicle during summer!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Water you doing, my friend?
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Girls just wanna have sun!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I beacha miss summer already!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.