Anything is popsicle during summer!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Water you doing, my friend?
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
I beacha miss summer already!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.