Girls just wanna have sun!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Water you doing, my friend?
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
I beacha miss summer already!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!