I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
I beacha miss summer already!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Water you doing, my friend?
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!