Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I beacha miss summer already!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Water you doing, my friend?
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!