What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Water you doing, my friend?
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
I beacha miss summer already!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!