St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

You are spud-tacular.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Can’t pinch this.
I call the shots.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Take off all your cloves.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
You’re brew-tiful!
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Deja brew all over again.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Dublin over in laughter.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Drink happy thoughts.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Get clover it, babe.
You’re my lucky charm.
He’s my pinch charming.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Shake your shamrocks.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Irish you luck.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Wear green, or leaf.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
The pint’s the limit.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Irish you were beer.
You shamrock my world.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Don’t worry, beer happy.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Thank brew very much.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
It’s worth a shot.
We like to paddy.
I'm the life of the paddy.