St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
I call the shots.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Shake your shamrocks.
Irish you luck.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Dublin’ the fun.
You’re my lucky charm.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
You’re brew-tiful!
You shamrock my world.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Get clover it, babe.
Just brew it!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
I’ll be there in a pinch.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Life is brew-tiful!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
You are spud-tacular.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
He’s my pinch charming.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
We like to paddy.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Can’t pinch this.
Burst into cheers!
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Dublin over in laughter.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
You better beer-live it!