St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

You are pitcher perfect.
You shamrock my world.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Dublin over in laughter.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Dublin’ the fun.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Wear green, or leaf.
He’s my pinch charming.
Sips getting real.
Look for a rainbow connection.
You're so clover!
Shake your shamrocks.
Thank brew very much.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
You better beer-live it!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Can’t pinch this.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Deja brew all over again.
You’re my pot of gold.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
It’s worth a shot.
Just brew it!
Who’s your paddy?
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
We like to paddy.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
I call the shots.
You snooze. You booze.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
The pint’s the limit.
You are un-beer-lievable!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?