St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Shake your shamrocks.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Cutest clover in the patch.
You're so clover!
We like to paddy.
Deja brew all over again.
Burst into cheers!
You are spud-tacular.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Sip, sip, horray!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
It’s worth a shot.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Drink happy thoughts.
Who’s your paddy?
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Irish you luck.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Get clover it, babe.
Wear green, or leaf.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Look for a rainbow connection.
Can’t pinch this.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Just brew it!
Take off all your cloves.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You raise the bar.