St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Who needs luck? I have charm.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Keep calm and leprech-on.
You're so clover!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
I call the shots.
Sip, sip, horray!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Distill my beating heart.
You snooze. You booze.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Thank brew very much.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Irish you luck.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
We like to paddy.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Paddy like a rockstar.
Burst into cheers!
You are pitcher perfect.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
You raise the bar.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Deja brew all over again.
Take off all your cloves.
Who’s your paddy?
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Dublin’ the fun.