St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

We like to paddy.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Shake your shamrocks.
We’re in a-green-ment.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Take off all your cloves.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Who’s your paddy?
You are un-beer-lievable!
You’re my lucky charm.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Dublin’ the fun.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
You’re brew-tiful!
Cutest clover in the patch.
Irish you luck.
You're so clover!
I call the shots.
Sips getting real.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Life is brew-tiful!
Can’t pinch this.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
It’s worth a shot.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Irish you were beer.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.