St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

You are pitcher perfect.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
I call the shots.
You snooze. You booze.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Beer-lieve it or not!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Get clover it, babe.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Sips getting real.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Irish you luck.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Just brew it!
I’ll be there in a pinch.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
I'm the life of the paddy.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish you were beer.
Dublin’ the fun.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
You are spud-tacular.
It’s worth a shot.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
We like to paddy.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Distill my beating heart.