St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Look for a rainbow connection.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Distill my beating heart.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Gold riddance.
Take off all your cloves.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
People are always after me lucky charms.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
You are spud-tacular.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
We’re in a-green-ment.
He’s my pinch charming.
You raise the bar.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
You shamrock my world.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Drink happy thoughts.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Life is brew-tiful!
Shake your shamrocks.
Can’t pinch this.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!