St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
You snooze. You booze.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
It’s worth a shot.
You are spud-tacular.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Wear green, or leaf.
Gold riddance.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Shake your shamrocks.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
We like to paddy.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Deja brew all over again.
Dublin over in laughter.
You raise the bar.
You’re brew-tiful!
Let’s make some pour decisions.
I'm the life of the paddy.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Sip, sip, horray!
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Take off all your cloves.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
You’re my lucky charm.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Who’s your paddy?
Irish you luck.
Beer-lieve it or not!