St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Keep calm and leprech-on.
Take off all your cloves.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Irish you were beer.
You better beer-live it!
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
I call the shots.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Who’s your paddy?
Dublin over in laughter.
The pint’s the limit.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
We like to paddy.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
You are spud-tacular.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Sip, sip, horray!
Shake your shamrocks.
Life is brew-tiful!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Beer-lieve it or not!
People are always after me lucky charms.
Can’t pinch this.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Dublin’ the fun.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Don’t worry, beer happy.