St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Let’s make some pour decisions.
Cutest clover in the patch.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Shake your shamrocks.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Can’t pinch this.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
You are pitcher perfect.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Distill my beating heart.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Irish you were beer.
You raise the bar.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Just brew it!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You are un-beer-lievable!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Get clover it, babe.
Gold riddance.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
People are always after me lucky charms.
You're so clover!
You’re my pot of gold.
Drink happy thoughts.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
You are spud-tacular.
You shamrock my world.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Take off all your cloves.
Dublin over in laughter.
You’re my lucky charm.
Sips getting real.
We’re in a-green-ment.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Burst into cheers!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Beer-lieve it or not!
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
It’s worth a shot.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Who’s your paddy?
Dublin’ the fun.
I call the shots.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.