St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Who’s your paddy?
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Deja brew all over again.
People are always after me lucky charms.
You're so clover!
It’s worth a shot.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Irish you were beer.
Get clover it, babe.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
You snooze. You booze.
You’re brew-tiful!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Sips getting real.
Life is brew-tiful!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Take off all your cloves.
Paddy like a rockstar.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Can’t pinch this.
Burst into cheers!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Thank brew very much.
The pint’s the limit.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
I call the shots.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Sip, sip, horray!
Drink happy thoughts.
You shamrock my world.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
I just want to say, “I love brew.”