St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Get clover it, babe.
Distill my beating heart.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
You better beer-live it!
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
He’s my pinch charming.
You are spud-tacular.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
You are un-beer-lievable!
Shake your shamrocks.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Irish you luck.
Gold riddance.
It’s worth a shot.
You raise the bar.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Drink happy thoughts.
I call the shots.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Irish you were beer.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Take off all your cloves.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
You’re my lucky charm.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Who’s your paddy?
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
You're so clover!
I'm the life of the paddy.
Deja brew all over again.
You’re brew-tiful!
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
You shamrock my world.