St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Life is brew-tiful!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
You are spud-tacular.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Can’t pinch this.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Take off all your cloves.
You better beer-live it!
Distill my beating heart.
Cutest clover in the patch.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Sip, sip, horray!
I call the shots.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Irish you luck.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Thank brew very much.
You shamrock my world.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Dublin’ the fun.
Deja brew all over again.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Gold riddance.
Dublin over in laughter.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Shake your shamrocks.
Irish you were beer.
You are pitcher perfect.
We’re in a-green-ment.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Just brew it!
Sips getting real.