St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

Keep calm and leprech-on.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Life is brew-tiful!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
It’s worth a shot.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
I call the shots.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Cutest clover in the patch.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish you were beer.
Gold riddance.
You're so clover!
The pint’s the limit.
He’s my pinch charming.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
You shamrock my world.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Just brew it!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Dublin’ the fun.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Can’t pinch this.
You are pitcher perfect.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
You raise the bar.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
You’re brew-tiful!
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Burst into cheers!
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Irish you luck.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Distill my beating heart.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Take off all your cloves.