St. Patrick's Day Puns

Don't get caught without a green outfit and a pitcher full of puns!

St. Patrick's Day Puns

The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Irish you luck.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
You are pitcher perfect.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Sip, sip, horray!
We like to paddy.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
You shamrock my world.
Irish you were beer.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Just brew it!
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
I'm the life of the paddy.
Shake your shamrocks.
It’s worth a shot.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Dublin over in laughter.
He’s my pinch charming.
Who’s your paddy?
People are always after me lucky charms.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Burst into cheers!
You snooze. You booze.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Drink happy thoughts.
Can’t pinch this.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Gold riddance.
Get clover it, babe.
Cutest clover in the patch.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Wear green, or leaf.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.