What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
That’s a-may-zing!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.