How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
That’s a-may-zing!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!