Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.