What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.