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Tax Quotes
"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
- Winston Churchill
Funny Animal Quotes
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother—and they will settle for a puppy every time.”—Winston Pendelton
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.”

- Sir Winston Churchill.
“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
Quotes
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
Winston Churchill
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
Winston Churchill
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Winston Churchill
Stupidity and Foolishness Quotes
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
Funny Health Quotes
"Eating words has never given me indigestion." —Winston Churchill
Funny Work Quotes
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
Funny Self-love Quotes
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
Funny Money Quotes
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill