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Electricity Puns
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
Sun Puns
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Top 10 Blonde Inventions
No one can say blondes haven't done their share of inventing. Here are 10 ingenious blonde inventions: 1. The water-proof towel. 2. Solar powered flashlight. 3. Submarine screen door. 4. A book on how to read. 5. Inflatable dart board. 6. A dictionary index. 7. Ejector seat in a helicopter. 8. Powdered water. 9.Pedal-powered wheel chair. 10. Water-proof tea bag
Keyboard Puns
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Frankenstein Puns
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Beer Puns
I heard they sent a beer into space, destined to leave the solar system. They called it Interstella Artois.
Space Pick Up Lines
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Bear Puns
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
Sun Pick Up Lines
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Father Puns
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.