kantarellpaj med brie Jokes

One Saturday morning at three,
A cheese monger's shop in Paree.
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de brie.

There once was a girl named Sue.
She came down with the case of the flu.
She let out a sigh,
"My temperature is high,
what ever shall I do?
Oh my! Oh my!
I think I will die.
What ever shall I do?"

So, she stumbled out of bed.
"I know I'll take some meds.
If this the flu,
I take an aspirin or two.
Then I'll drink some broth and some juice.
Oh my! Oh my!"
she began to cry.
"I think this is acute."

So, she grumbled back to bed
and pulled the covers over her head.
She let out a sneeze,
a cough and a wheeze.
"Won't someone help me, please?
Oh my! Oh my!
Will I survive
the case of the crazy flu?"

So, she finally fell asleep.
She slept and slept for a week.
She tossed and turned,
her symptoms have passed.
Her temperature normal at last.
"Oh my! Oh my!
I think I survived
this case of the crazy flu."

Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.

What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.

What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.

What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.

What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!

Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.

What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”

Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.

What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”

What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”

A bomb goes of in a cheese shop.
You can see da brie everywhere.

There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.
There's nothing left but de Brie.

I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.

A cheese factory exploded in France...
da brie is everywhere.

One Saturday morning at three
A cheese-monger’s shop in Paree
Collapsed to the ground
With a thunderous sound
Leaving only a pile of de brie.