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Bible Puns
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Mushroom Puns
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
Rock Music Jokes
What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A music critic.
Funny Limericks
There was a Young Lady of Tyre,
Who swept the loud chords of a lyre;
At the sound of each sweep
She enraptured the deep,
And enchanted the city of Tyre.
Guitar Puns
What chord does jesus play on guitar?
Gsus
I really like guitars
They just strike a chord with me.
My priest fired me from playing guitar with the choir.
Apparently it’s blasphemous to play a Gsus2 chord.
The 10 Second Rule
Two friends go skydiving. This is the first solo jump for the both of them. The plane lifts off and the instructor gives them their last instructions: "When the light above the door turns green, you can jump." The first guy (who is a major stutterer) asks: "w-w-w-will the p-p-p-parach-ch-ute open o-o-on its o-o-o-own?" The instructor says: "No sir, you have to pull the chord yourself. Just jump out, count to ten and then pull the chord." The light turns green and the second guy jumps first. After ten seconds he opens his parachute and lands safely in an open field next to a river. After a few minutes he hears a loud splash and he looks over to the river. The first guy comes up and says: "N-n-ine."
Music Pick Up Lines
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Parrot Puns
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
It's So Cold.... One Liners
It's so cold that you might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).
Christian Puns
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Deer Puns
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Curing the Stutter
A man with a crippling stutter visits his doctor hoping for a cure. He walks into the doctor's office and says: "D D D D Doctor, you've g g g g got to help m m m me, I'll d d do anyth th th th thing." The doctor gives him a thorough physical examination, and sure enough discovers the problem.... "Your genitals are massive, and it's causing a great strain on your vocal chords, which is creating the stutter. I can, if you'd like, shorten your penis and relieve the great tension on your larynx. The effects will be instantaneous, and we can operate today." "D D D D Do it!" So they prep for surgery and very quickly the operation is performed. It's a complete success, and the man leaves for home delighted to be cured. But that night his wife finds out what he did. She is very unhappy and urges him to reverse the surgery. The next day, the man returns to the doctor's surgery. "Hello doctor, and thanks for seeing me again. I'm completely cured and most of all I'm very grateful, but unfortunately my wife is not, I want to reverse the surgery." The doctor replies: "N N N N N N No Refunds!"