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Driving Quotes
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.” —Stephen Leacock
Food Quotes
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
Family Puns
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
Funny Animal Poems For Kids
"Room with a View"

I live in a room by the sea,
where the view is great and the food is free.
Some of the tenants come and go.
Some I eat, if they’re too slow.

One end of me is firmly locked.
The other end just gently rocks.
I live in a room by the sea.
It’s perfect for an anemone.

– Stephen Swinburne
Quotes
“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre­determined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.”
Stephen Hawking
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.” —Stephen Colbert
“Happy Thanksgiving! This year I’m thankful that your family is so annoying you’re checking Twitter instead of talking to them.” — Stephen Colbert
“I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” — Stephen Colber
Electricity Puns
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
Funny Love Quotes
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here."

- Stephen Bishop
Thanksgiving Jokes
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
Stephen Colbert