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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Puns
I work at an Ink company in Spain. Yesterday I held a Competition about our company’s history. But looks like no one wanted to be a part of the
Spanish Ink Quiz Session.
Vehicle Puns
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus
Rain Puns
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Chuck Norris Jokes
In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
Spain Puns
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.

So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”

He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
The Geography of Men and Women
They say about women that... Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like the USA. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still, a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all-conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like France. She has been through war, and vowed never again. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Spain,
Who hated all trouble and pain;
So he sat on a chair,
With his feet in the air,
That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.
Funny Poems
There once was a child in Spain.
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped.
And broke his hip.
Now he is in serious pain.
Food puns
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.