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Funny Marriage Quotes
“The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.”—Dorothy Parker
Funny Aging Quotes
"All men are the same age." - Dorothy Parker
Funny Money Quotes
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
Garden Quotes
"When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?"
- Lucy Parker
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
Funny Parenting Quotes
“The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.”

- Dorothy Parker.
Stupidity and Foolishness Quotes
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
Spider Puns
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
Greece Puns
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.